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RE: Civil Engineering Jokes
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06-26-2019 09:50 PM
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In a hot summer day, a senior structural engineer fell in love with a lady who crossed the street. The engineer started following that lady to communicate his feelings. The lady was living on 46th floor, in a high rise residential and unluckily the power was shutdown that day all over the city. Since ...
RE: Civil Engineering Jokes
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06-26-2019 08:12 AM
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A recent graduated chemical Engineer joined his family after schooling. The engineer tends to use chemical formulas to let his families know of his chemical knowledge. The engineer would call out to add C12H22O11 in his cup of coffee, instead of saying sugar. The engineer would also called NaCl to be ...
RE: The public perception of engineering communication skills
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05-23-2019 10:39 PM
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Engineering communication relates to technical concepts academically. However, the non-engineering majors are more active and pro-active in just talking. Some of your friends might have majored in communication and that's the reason they are even more vigilant. Technical majors could simply agree on ...
RE: Engineering Judgment
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05-20-2019 07:43 AM
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Manipulating mathematical equation is an important skill in science and in engineering. Manipulating an equation means that you rearrange the equation to solve for wanted variables. Once code doesn't cover every situation nor does calculation, engineers might rearrange the outcomes to best of their knowledge ...
RE: Engineering Judgment
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05-19-2019 05:06 PM
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Our point is to shift the discussion towards a bit of more accuracy and that with an isolation from the court by not use of the word judgment. I tend to use the word manipulate, meaning, positive influence or get control of a thing. It sounds, that would also connotate negatively. I would be even more ...
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