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RE: Civil Engineering Jokes

Posted By Robert Parisi 07-16-2019 12:05 PM
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An Hydraulic Engineer that could not swim determined that the average depth of a river was 3.57 feet. He tried to wade across and drowned. ------------------------------ Robert Parisi P.E.,F.ASCE Chief Traffic Eng Dumont NJ (201) 385-3256 ------------------------------

RE: Civil Engineering Jokes

Posted By Robert Parisi 07-16-2019 12:05 PM
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Some wise guys show a Civil Engineer an 8 ounce glass with 4 ounces of water in it. They ask him the age old question "Is the glass half empty or half full?" The Civil Engineer responds "The glass is twice as big as it needs to be." ------------------------------ Robert Parisi P.E.,F.ASCE ...