As someone who used to have to sit next to the microwave, the answer is, and always will be, fish.
A good way to forgive that would be to bring enough for everyone. My friend's company hosts a "chili-swap" during certain winter months. Everyone takes turns bringing in their own recipe and it ends up feeding everyone else who participates. (Personally I'm still pretty scared of subjecting others to my cooking though).
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Christopher Seigel P.E., M.ASCE
Civil Engineer
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